All Men Are Dogs...? We're Not This Entertaining!

I'm not sure about dogs these days, first the zombie enactment, now the mime!
This Shitzhu either gets the pretend award of the day, or the fail dog of the day.
So cute yet so stupid!

Source: TBT

Woolly Mammoth: Coming To A City Near You... To Eat You!

Does that look like what you found in last night's dinner? Or maybe clogged in your tub drain? Perhaps a birds nest? Or a Woolly Mammoth hairball?
Well, if you guessed the latter, you are right!
Scientists say that it may be possible to resurrect this extinct species by decoding ancient DNA found in hair (or hairballs). While this is not the first attempt to bring back this Ice Age beast, advanced DNA sequencing machines may prove to be more worthy than impregnating a female elephant with some frozen mammoth sperm. The best part of this whole thing is that it will only cost $10 Million to complete this task (where the hell do they get that kind of estimate anyway?). Unless this Holy Mammoth can bring our slowing economy back onto its feet, I think we have better things to spend our money on. Actually, maybe we can auction off the Mammoth's Ivory Tusks for $11 Million on E-bay and make a profit!
Darn it Obama, is this the change that you promised?

If this type of fringe science works, what will become of our planet? Humans playing God has never sounded like a great idea, and this is definitely one of those times we should leave this mammal extinct. Who knows how stable or manageable a living Woolly Mammoth would be, for all we know it could trample all over us or even fling us around with his huge tusks.
What's next, Dinosaurs? *Rawr!

Source: NY Times

Watch Your Brains, Retarded Zombie Dog Loose!

Either this dog was a reject animal from Left 4 Dead or the owner gave him some weed. This bitch is straight trippin'!
Man if my dog ever did that, I really would piss my pants. Is there a Poodle Idol? He may just be the next star!

Source: Today's Big Thing

Spider Achieves What Sylvester Couldn't Do!

Eat your heart out, Sylvester!
This large Golden Orb Weaver spider caught a native finch, called the Chestnut-breasted Mannikin, in it's super protein reinforced webbing. Spiders are crazy, this species usually eats large insects, but come on, a innocent little finch? What's next, a baby boy?
I don't even know how I am eating lunch while looking at these gross images of the spider enjoying his Warren. *shivers* I hate Arachnids!
Poor little Tweety :(
Now I know why Australia's water flushes counter-clockwise, because they are just full of weird happenings!


Sources: Telegraph / Cairns

Glow In The Dark Cat Sparks New Halloween Costumes!

So I think I know what I want to do for Halloween! I will go to the mad scientists and tell them to inject me with some glow genes so I can stand out all night!
Not only do they clone animals now, they freaking make them glow in the dark...
No but seriously, I hope making animals glow in the dark will help improve our knowledge of the body and how to prevent diseases.

Mr. Green Genes in the light

Transforming in the black lite

Hulk SMASH!!!

Source: Dailymail

When Cocks Attack!

This is our pet rooster, Rocky. He likes to be a bully, or maybe not a bully since his opponent is 10 times bigger than him. He's just a cock who loves to fight!



Here is the second session!

Printer Vs. Animal

Haha... this cat is hilarious, I want him now. He could probably beat my wussy dogs :/
Jab jab! left hook! final punch! Knockout!
Cats are so much cooler than dogs.

Too bad he lost against an immobile object :[

Dogs Just Want To Have Fun... Too!

For you Wii players, be careful the next time you are swinging that stick around, you may just arouse your dog.

Garfield Eat Your Heart Out!

This fat cat was found wandering the streets of New Jersey and is now being taken care of in a shelter, while waiting for the owners to come forward. Weighing in at 44 lbs, Princess Chunk is only 2 lbs away from the Guinness Book Record of overweight cats. She is so cute, but it also looks like she can eat me! I hope she finds a home soon, maybe Jenny Craig will take her in.
No more McMousy's for you missy!
Source: NY Daily