All Men Are Dogs...? We're Not This Entertaining!

I'm not sure about dogs these days, first the zombie enactment, now the mime!
This Shitzhu either gets the pretend award of the day, or the fail dog of the day.
So cute yet so stupid!

Source: TBT

Need An Excuse To Miss Class?

This dude totally deserved it. I love how all his friends were in shock as if they didn't expect things to go wrong. They should have thought about the consequences before they decided to push their stupid friend in a garbage transporter onto a ramp, over a low sheet rock-type ceiling above.
I sit back and watch, and I laugh. Dumb college kids!
:)

Source: DailyBigThing

Constipated? Why Wait?

Remember this face, he will be the man you thank when this vibrating toilet seat gets manufactured and produced for the masses. Designed to help you feel stimulated and comfortable at the seat, maybe now going to do a number 2 will be fun!
No More Fiber! With this handy toilet, your bowels will be out in no time.
I wonder if this will cause another type of "stimulation" at the same time and result in a massive excretion of all sorts.
They should hire me to come up with a tag line to market that bad boy. How about:
Constipated? Have it vibrated!
I think Marky Mark (Mark Wahlberg) said it best... It's such a Good Vibration!

Source: Boing

Watch Your Brains, Retarded Zombie Dog Loose!

Either this dog was a reject animal from Left 4 Dead or the owner gave him some weed. This bitch is straight trippin'!
Man if my dog ever did that, I really would piss my pants. Is there a Poodle Idol? He may just be the next star!

Source: Today's Big Thing

Democratic O's Or Republican Crunch?

Once in a while a product will surface that is so great, you might actually have to buy it!
Enter Obama O's, there's hope in every bowl!
I can definitely see this as a collector's item, whoever collects cereal boxes or historical political items. The cereal is actually edible, but that will just ruin the freshness and decrease the potential value. Limited to 500, $39 isn't so bad is it?
There is also Cap'n McCain's, but he sure looks more of a dictator than a Captain.
Man, people come up with the craziest ideas to make money off of anything... at least part of the profits go/went to the campaigns.




Source: Air Bed & Breakfast

Sarah Palin Bazooka! Obama Tanking!

Haha, I want to buy Mercenaries 2 now, just to get this patch and kick some ass with Sarah Failin or Obama! Sarah with a Bazooka is pretty darn sexy, but it's also sad that I can imagine her actually going around rampaging with that in real life. Who doesn't want to see our President (hopefully) getting his hands dirty?
Source: JR Blog

It's Not Black Or White, It's The Gray.

Ain't that the truth? With election day just one day away, we will soon be crowned with a new leader, does it matter if he is black or white? Just stick to the real issues!
Go Obama (white version or black version!)
You may see some of these posters up around NYC, keep an eye out, they may become a collectors item.

Source: TCH

Get Ready...Wet...Go!

Can you imagine? That would be sick!!

Talk about super wedgie!

Gotta love credit card advertising...
Source: Gizmodo

Tired Of Those Kids? Three Words: Vasec To Me!

I'm not sure if this is a torture chair or Magneto's old dinner chair. Either or, it looks pretty dam cool, but now some unlucky people will be eating dinner with their hands since this designer bought up all these utensils!
From London, designer Osian Batyka-Williams uses hard-to-recycle silverware from restaurants who change their cutlery often. Good deed, I guess.



Tomorrow's news headline will read:
"Man may have accidentally gone through a vasectomy in the comfort of his own home!"

Source: Toxel

Glow In The Dark Cat Sparks New Halloween Costumes!

So I think I know what I want to do for Halloween! I will go to the mad scientists and tell them to inject me with some glow genes so I can stand out all night!
Not only do they clone animals now, they freaking make them glow in the dark...
No but seriously, I hope making animals glow in the dark will help improve our knowledge of the body and how to prevent diseases.

Mr. Green Genes in the light

Transforming in the black lite

Hulk SMASH!!!

Source: Dailymail

Chimpanzee Drives Segway, Enjoys Crashing!

Forget a dog, I want a Chimpanzee now! Look at him go, looks like he is having a ball. Why is he dressed like a farmer?

Starbucks Will Now Bow To Dunkin' Donuts?

The Truth Is Out!

Dunkin' Donuts has made it official, they are publicly calling out Starbucks for coffee bragging rights. Joining McDonald's in the competitive caffeinated market, DD looks to make their own statement. Complete with their very own website, www.dunkinbeatstarbucks.com, it appears they are very serious! I wonder how Starbucks will retaliate, if they do.
The double-blind taste test that was the basis of DD's confidence put DD's Original Blend up against Sbux's House Blend. As a former employee of Sbux, I can say that House Blend is one of the worse blends they have to offer, it is a mild type as well. Didn't really seem like a fair test to me, DD chose one of the worse blends to compare to a blend that they serve daily. Starbucks rotates their blend (at least when I was still there) every week, so taste buds do not get bored. I think DD should have done a test on the House Blend and also a speciality blend like Komodo Dragon, or Arabian Mocha Blend. Although I think DD lost points from me on this stunt, I do find their ads very entertaining and witty.


TV Commercial:


Here are some of my personal experiences:

Starbucks:
Good: cozy, Wi-fi, drink variety, good service, encourages customization,
Bad: pricey, longer lines, mostly open for less hours,

Dunkin' Donuts:
Good: cheap, short lines, food variety, open earlier/later, may have Baskin Robbins or Taco Bell attached
Bad: bad service, small, hasty

Also, if anyone has a Costco card and is looking for some great stocking stuffers, or just simply loves Starbucks, you can buy five $20 Starbucks Cards for the price of $80. You save $20! This is the first time Starbucks has done a promotion like this, I think it will be very successful once more people know about it. Hell, it may even spike the amount of members with Costco!

Sources: SeattlePI / FastFood

Politically Incorrect...Just A Few.

Self-explanatory... Just throw your views out the window, lower your IQ's down a notch, and amplify your humor sensitivity. Interesting how most of the images are of the Republican party...






Photoshop Entries Courtesy of Gizmodo

Ideal Pool For People Who Can't Swim (Jackie)!

I think I know why our economy is so terrible right now... Because we have genius's creating useless inventions like the one below. Seriously, what the heck kind of good can come out of this? It'll be a great trap or prank to play on someone you really really don't like. Dare them to jump into the pool for $20, hell, they can even strip down to a bathing suit! That'll sure trick 'em... but that would be cruel and immoral.
Anyway, click 'play' to waste a good 20 seconds of your life wondering why you listened to me.


Source: TodaysBigThing

Search Engine Rap Battle!

Hahahahahahahahaha... This is so retarded it's funny. I wonder who the hell came up with the idea. The verses are pretty relevant to the companies and their history, I love it!
"You're from Brokeback Mountain View!"

MSN Vs. GOOGLE


MSN Vs. YAHOO!


YAHOO! Vs. GOOGLE


Vote for your favorites here: Battle

When Cocks Attack!

This is our pet rooster, Rocky. He likes to be a bully, or maybe not a bully since his opponent is 10 times bigger than him. He's just a cock who loves to fight!



Here is the second session!

Printer Vs. Animal

Haha... this cat is hilarious, I want him now. He could probably beat my wussy dogs :/
Jab jab! left hook! final punch! Knockout!
Cats are so much cooler than dogs.

Too bad he lost against an immobile object :[

Kanye West Gets Lockdown! (Not By Love)

So Kanye got himself arrested this morning at LAX and is being held on $20K bail. All because of his ego unfriendliness. Basically a photographer was taking pictures of Kanye, and when he realized, he rushed towards the poor boy and snatched his camera and threw it on the ground. Another person was filming this whilie it happened. Cops came and owned Kanye and his bodyguard. Tsk tsk. Silly Kanye, violence is for kids.
I guess he really wanted to be on "Lockdown"

View the video here.

Source: TMZ
Chicago Tribune

Sarah Palin Brings Sexy Back!

I love action figures, don't you? I remember collecting a whole mess of Marvel and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figurines when I was younger, I wonder where they are now? Check out the new hottest Christmas toy to pick-up for your politically deprived child!
Sarah Palin a.k.a VILF (Vice-President I'd Like To Figurine?)
Truth revealed!

Professional executive suit
Superhero Palin (notice the holster on the leg!)
School girl outfit
*Bonus: Obama Shirtless! Woo! Go Mr. P!

Source: HeroBuilders

How To Ruin The Olympics With Technology!

These are photos from a small contest held by Gizmodo and contributed by its members, the topic was "Ways to ruin the Olympics using technology"
So with that caption in mind, check out some of my choices of funny pics:

Yoga Ball Kwon Do?

Kimberly Glass is spider-woman!

"Reach out and touch someone"

Bringing a gun to a sword fight eh?

Doppleganger Ping Pong!

Disco Wrestling?

Seg-ynmastics

We always knew Phelps was on another level

Source: Gizmodo